T-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more, designed and sold by independent artists around the world. Not exactly a David Lean script but, hey, it’s fast-paced with lots of laughs. High quality The Last Dragon 1985-inspired gifts and merchandise. When Vanity refuses to show Angela’s video on TV, Eddie threatens her and Leroy comes in to save the day and win the sexy veejay’s heart.
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To further the action even more, a Danny DeVito-esque video game hoodlum named Eddie (Chris Murney) is trying to get his girlfriend Angela (played by Faith Prince as an aging Cyndi Lauper) onto Vanity’s music clip TV show. Looking like some Bootsy Collins clone accompanied by a league of Road Warrior type metal-punkers, Sho‘ Nuff challenges Leroy to a fight in the movie house, but our hero slips out the side door while the Harlem hassler beats up other filmgoers.
All of a sudden, in marches “the baddest, low-down mo-fo around,” the dreaded “Shogun of Harlem” called - what else? - Sho‘ Nuff. Soon afterward, Leroy is sitting in a rowdy, uptown movie theater eating popcorn with his chopsticks and watching Enter the Dragon. When the movie opens, a Japanese martial arts instructor (Thomas Ikeda) is concluding his lessons with strident pupil Taimak, whose character Leroy is frequently referred to as (ugh) “Bruce Lee-roy.” The student has “touched” the final level of his discipline, but to maintain the ultimate level he must find his perfect master and “feel the glow” envelop his body. A definite crowd pleaser with a good-natured if light-handed tone, the picture relies largely on sassy street jive, numerous below-the-belt jabs, and old-fashioned slapstick to provide the laughs. The designated time, and I will gladly designate his ass.While Dragon plainly owes a large debt to both Karate Kid and Purple Rain, this Tri-Star-distributed production settles for a mindless plot filled with low-brow humor rather than attempting any sort of ponderous message-mongering. You just get that sucker to the designated place at yeah also from Kew Gardens and also getting by on my tits.Īrkadian hires Sho'nuff to take out Leroy on her titsĪngela: and in the end Eddie you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Įddie Arkadian: Where you gonna go Angie? Without me your nothing, without that outfit your just another no talent dental hygiene school drop out from Kew Gardens getting by. Eddie & Angie both getting by on Angie's. In New York City, a young man searches for a Master to obtain the final level of martial arts mastery known as the Glow. Johnny Yu: She said it was nice to meet me! Laura Charles said it was nice to meet me! she said it was nice.hahaha. Laura: You sure look like a master to me. What girl could do worse than have her own real life kung fu master Laura Charles: I thought that maybe it would be a great idea if i got myself a bodyguard.ya 'know? like someone to guard my body. Richie: Chill out chopsticks, let me handle this.Įddie Arkadian meets Laura Charles, Eddie Meets Leroy Leroy: you are not planning to enter without paying are you? man if anybody asks you, you ain't my brother I never buy a ticket! You stir fried rice head you. Richie: of course I'm gonna buy I ticket. what it is? what it look like? do it, yeah baby, do it, dooo it,what it be like. Leroy: What it smell like? i think i have it. Richie: Maybe I will take you, if you huh, carry me all the way on your back and. it can really hurt if you don't know what you are doing. Richie: Not only do you not know when do something you wouldn't know where to put it if you did. Richie: Ain't no woman like that gonna hold still while you figure it out. Leroy: Richie I am not concerned with moves, my concern is something else Expand your home video library from a huge online selection of movies at. Richie: you let a lot of good years role by without even testing the old equipment now even you being a disgrace and all I would be less of a man if I didn't warm you there's art to making love and you don't even have a paint brush, you gotta know the moves baby, you know the MOOOVES!! Get great deals on The Last Dragon DVDs & Blu-ray Discs.